Get ready for giggles, chuckles, and lots of brain-tickling fun! Our 900+ funny riddles for kids are packed with silly twists, playful punchlines, and clever surprises that’ll have kids laughing while they think.
Perfect for classrooms, family game nights, or just a break from screen time, these riddles are designed to entertain while sneaking in a little learning too.
From knock-knock jokes with a twist to hilarious “what am I?” brain teasers, there’s something here for every young riddle lover. Dive in and see who can laugh and solve the fastest!
Short Funny Riddles for Kids
🧠 What has ears but cannot hear? 🌽
😂 Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? 🧸
🐔 What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? ❄️
🐸 What’s green and loud? 🗣️
🦷 What has teeth but cannot bite? 🪥
😺 Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? 🌳
🐘 What do elephants wear to the beach? 👙
🎩 Why did the magician wear a raincoat? ☔
🐠 What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter? 🍞
🛏️ What gets wetter the more it dries? 🧻
🦄 What has one horn and gives out milk? 🥛
🚪 What room has no doors or windows? 🍄
🚗 What kind of car does a sheep drive? 🚙
👻 What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? 🍦
📷 Why was the picture sent to jail? 🚓
📚 What do you call a story that’s cold? ❄️
🧹 Why did the broom get in trouble? 😬
Funny Riddles for Kids Hard
🦉 I have cities but no houses. What am I? 🗺️
📦 The more you take, the more I leave behind. What am I? 👣
🎈 I fly without wings. I cry without eyes. What am I? ☁️
🧊 The more you take out of me, the bigger I get. What am I? 🕳️
🕰️ What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? 🔤
💨 What goes up but never comes down? 🎂
🌜 What can fill a room but takes up no space? 💡
🧃 I’m full of holes but still holds water. What am I? 🧽
🐕 What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening? 👣
🦋 What flies forever and rests never? ⏳
🗣️ You hear me once, you hear me again, but I have no mouth. What am I? 🔊
📞 What can speak without a tongue? 📻
🥚 What has to be broken before you can use it? 🍳
🌳 The more you remove from me, the bigger I get. What am I? 🪓
📪 I start with an “e,” end with an “e,” and contain one letter. What am I? ✉️
🔑 What has keys but can’t open locks? 🎹
🌈 What can you catch but not throw? 🤧
Easy Funny Riddles for Kids
🥕 What vegetable is good at karate? 🥋
🐑 Why did the sheep cross the road? 🚧
🧊 What’s as light as a feather but can’t be held for long? 💨
🍌 Why did the banana go to the doctor? 😷
🐰 What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog? 🐸
🎩 Why did the hat go to school? 🏫
🛁 What kind of bath does a ghost take? 👻
📦 What goes in a box but never comes out? 🎁
🥚 What kind of egg can you find outside? 🐣
🎈 Why was the balloon so good at school? 🧠
🐶 What do you call a dog that can do magic? 🎩
🎤 Why did the microphone break up with the speaker? 💔
🐸 What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? 🍟
🍎 What kind of apple isn’t an apple? 💻
⏰ What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? 🐘
👠 What shoe can you eat? 🥧
🧃 What drink is always polite? 🙇
Best Funny Riddles for Kids
📚 Why don’t skeletons fight each other? ⚔️
🧠 What has a head, a tail, but no body? 🪙
🐾 Why do bees have sticky hair? 🍯
🐮 What do you call a cow with no legs? 🛏️
🚪 What did one wall say to the other? 🏠
🎩 Why did the pencil go to the principal’s office? 😠
🎤 What has a voice but stays silent? 🎼
🎯 Why did the computer go to therapy? 💻
🥚 What do you call a smart egg? 🧠
🧹 Why did the mop win an award? 🏆
🐢 What do you get when you cross a turtle and a giraffe? 🐢🦒
🎨 What’s colorful and talks nonsense? 🗣️
👃 What comes after a sneeze? 🤧
🪞 Why did the mirror apply for a job? 💼
🍕 What type of food loves to sing? 🎶
🧊 Why did the ice cube stop working? 😅
🐱 What’s a cat’s favorite color? 🟣
Tricky Funny Riddles for Kids
🧁 What comes with a wrapper but isn’t candy? 🎁
🌕 I’m round, white, and high in the sky, but I’m not the sun. What am I? 🌝
🐠 What swims in the ocean and has a telephone? 📞
🎩 What can you put on your head that tells time? ⌚
📦 What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle? 🫥
🚀 I go up but never come down—except when I crash. What am I? 💥
🥄 What gets bigger when you scoop from it? 🍨
📅 What has days but no weeks, months, or years? 📆
🐦 What can tweet but isn’t a bird? 📱
🌈 What has no color but is full of color? 🌈
🥽 I’m worn on the face, but I’m not glasses. What am I? 🎭
🌳 What tree fits in your hand? 🌴
🔮 What can predict the future but isn’t alive? 🧠
🐸 What has legs, jumps, and lives in a mailbox? 📬
🎁 I’m always present but never seen. What am I? 🕳️
🔊 What gets louder the quieter you are? 🤫
📺 What has channels but no water? 📡
Conclusion
Funny riddles for kids are more than just silly jokes—they’re clever, engaging tools to improve critical thinking and spark imagination.
Whether you’re seeking quick giggles or head-scratching brain teasers, these collections cater to all age levels and moods.
Perfect for classroom games, family nights, or travel entertainment, these riddles bring joy, bonding, and laughter to everyday life.
Keep your kids smiling, learning, and thinking with riddles that make them laugh out loud while solving mini mysteries!
